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My Opinion On: The Spring Band Concert (Even Though it was Last Week)

May 12, 2018

Okay, I may have forgotten about the concert when it had come time for some writing, but that doesn't mean that it's not worth talking about! some pretty crazy things happened that night, so I just want to write about it. I was...

My Opinion On: Acne

May 5, 2018

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(No Picture. It's Too Nasty) So, acne really sucks. Unfortunately, no matter how lucky you are, you'll get acne. Even if you wash your face. It's just a fact of life. What's So Bad About It?: First of all, acne is not han...

Word of The Week: Parastratiospheacomyia Stratiosphecomyioides

Elliott Webb, Editor

April 30, 2018

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Parastratiospheacomyia Stratiosphecomyioides - a species of soldier fly native to Thailand...

My Opinion On: Performing in Shows

April 28, 2018

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Have I ever talked about my love for acting and performing? I have, but not specifically, more like a mini-tangent I went off on? Perfect! If you personally know me, you know about my ever-busy schedule with all of my rehearsals fo...

My Opinion On: The PSSA’s (Part Two-Math)

April 21, 2018

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So, last week, I said that I would share some PSSA stories with you guys. Here they are, I guess...There really isn't much of a structure this week. Story One: This one is less of a story, really. Anyway, during the PSSA...

Joke of the Week

April 16, 2018

My Opinion On: The PSSA’s (Part One-ELA)

April 14, 2018

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Accurate Representation of Phrasing on the PSSA Standardized Tests It's been one tiring week, eh? Just, when I thought I was done writing, it's time for my weekly article. These PSSA's weren't bad, not like they ever are...

My Opinion On: Creativity

April 7, 2018

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Creativity is a difficult thing to describe, really. It is a very subjective thing. Ever wonder why most good artists don't see themselves as "good?" It's most likely because they've seen more experienced artists...

My Opinion On: April Fools Day

April 7, 2018

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April Fool's day is the first day of April, or April first. I don't dislike it; It's just that many content creators use it as a lame excue to either make short, meaningless content or to fool their audiences into believing sillines...

Quote of The Week

March 26, 2018

Funny Animal Voice Over

March 19, 2018

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1_UeWHu93oo https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xWILHcsYVj8

My Opinion On: “Luck ‘o the Irish!”

March 17, 2018

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! Wait a minute, who in tarnation is St. Patrick? Anyone know, show of hands? No? Oh... Who Was St. Patrick?: St. Patrick was a Christian Saint. When he was about 14, he was kidnapped and was turned into a slave. Poor guy. He used the shamrock, as pictured above, as a metaphor for the holy Christian trinity: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Is ...